Limerick w/r/t fake Philly monks

Fake monks have turned up in Philly, Seattle, and NYC. They sometimes give people trinkets and then demand cash:

There is now a great plague of fake monks.

In orange robes they attempt to sell junk.

Cries Chief Buddhist, “They’re fake!

These bad monks take smoke breaks.

A real Buddhist knows nicotine’s bunk.”


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